I haven’t read or seen Game of Thrones! But I know plenty about it, because Tumblr. Mostly, what I know is everyone is probably dead and Winter is Coming? So, here’s a breakdown!
This is Hair Guy! So named because he looks like he’s in a goddamn shampoo commercial, seriously. He could be Sam Winchester’s curly haired ancestor or something. Probably participates in “Ye Olde Familie Buisness.” He stands around in the snow looking sad a lot. He’d probably be happier on a beach! Get a tan, show off for some babes. But he’s stuck in the snow. Poor Hair Guy.